Vang Viang:
It’s 8:57 am and I just forced myself to eat exactly one third of a chocolate and banana pancake. Friends is playing on the tv and I’ve thrown up in my mouth 7 times. My bike is packed and sitting outside and I am surrounded by people in the same boat as me, and its sinking fast. Every second I feel worse. I have now been in Vang Viang for exactly 60 hours, and I have been sauced for around 50 of those. All I can think of is getting out. With the cool wind in my face as I reach the out skirts I already miss it. This has been hands down the most dangerous, belligerent, epic, painful, hilarious, injury filled, drunken, awesome consecutive 60 hours of my life. Suffice to say I was not feeling the best when I left. As it would be good to have a record of this I will attempt to give my time in bullet point as it would take way too long to write it all and frankly, I don’t think I would do it justice…
- Woke up from first night out, bad hang over
- Tried to forget painium in my brainium with banana smoothie at café next door
- Sitting in a bed in the middle cabana I had a choice of speaking to either my left or right cabana neighbors. Decisions Decisions
- After hearing the Americans on my right say “What is bog-la-naise, and like what is Carb-on-aria”
- Hearing response. “Oh, bog-la-naise, is like meat, and cabin-aria is fish” my decision was made for me.
- Chatted to the people on my left, an awesome Australian couple and two crazy Canadian girls.
- Decided we will all tube
- Hit the took tooks
- Arrived at river, my mind was blown! And not only by the 4 free shots of whisky we had before even getting to the bar.
- Think lost boys, but if they liked to drink heavily.
- Sat in sun by the river. Drank copious amounts of booze.
- Went on the giant swings
- Drifted to next bar, drank more, went on even BIGGER swing, drank more
- Discovered buckets
- Discovered dancing
- Dove off a bar and landed on rocks, managed to push myself past jagged rocks just under surface into deeper water…
- More shots to calm my nerves at stupidest thing I’ve done in years
- Someone shouted Titanic
- More swings
- More buckets + very bad body slam on water while trying to film me and wade jumping off 10 meter platform
- Mud volleyball
- Mud acrobatics
- Sunset
- Canadian girls proving that they may be the most epic boozers I have ever come across, I mean, wow, these guys took shit to the next level
- Arrived back in Vang, out of control, wandering the streets in my boardies as people walked by and judged me “YOU DON’T EVENNN KNLOWWWW, KRACKERS!!!! YOU’LL BE HERRRRE SON DON’T THINK YOU WON’T ”
- Showered
- Headed out, bounced between bars old and new
- More shots, more buckets
- Met girl from 4000 islands I met before and bribed her to give me a back rub, she was a massage therapist and told me I had more knots in my back than any one she had ever treated.
- Passed out around 4
- Woke up still blind drunk
- Met Aussies and Canadians for round 2
- Realized we were all still wasted from yesterday
- All found numerous scars, bruises, pulled muscles aches and oil based spray paint on our bodies
- Resigned to drink asap as this was the only way to stop the impending hang over and pain
- Went tubing
- Drank first beer. “Mate this is going down like rusty fucking nails”
- “Hey 3 must be my lucky number, because this beer is tasting better!!!”
- “I GOT TWO BUCKETS YEEEHAW” …….” NO FUCKING WAY, SO DID I!!!!!!!!!!”
- Repeated previous day……..
- Woke up at 8:00am
- Packed bike before hang over really hit
- Checked out
- Ate Banana and Chocolate Pancake
- Forced back the puke
- Left town while I still could
I was now back on the road and the fresh mountain air was making me feel a lot better. The scenery was stunning and the roads were great, albeit steep. After the first few hours I was over my hang over and the day was perfect. As I got deeper into the mountains the sky darkened, I was worried about rain but it seemed that the farmers just wanted some shade and were back burning entire mountains. This was quite a sight. Apart from one very very near death experience involving a cyclist I waved at and a pick up truck then cutting a corner to the point I had about 20cm’s of road left to pummel the bike hard down into with my left side bag scraping the side of the truck, the ride was very pleasant.
I came across the biggest climb of the whole trip which put some serious strain on the bike but reaping its rewards on the other side when I coasted with the engine off in neutral (not between 1st and 2nd, but the one hidden between 3rd and 4th so I could roll start it at top speed!) I estimate I rolled about 20+ kms on the down hill. Nothing but the wind and silence, what a great way to live. Having a drink on a road side stop on the side of a mountain with a truly amazing view was very Zen.
Although a strange occurring….was occurring, clouds suddenly rolled in and i was worried it was about to piss it down, but as i peaked across a ridge i saw that they were not rain clouds…
My destination is Luang Prabang, popular with the over 50 tourists with lots of money and the young backpackers alike, this stop over is filled with temples culture and expensive crafts done by local peoples. Seeing as it’s the only stop on the road south or north depending on your inclination it has many different people milling around. I’d didn’t agree with the town itself so much, or more to the point, the town didn’t agree with me. As I rolled into town my music was blaring and I didn’t understand why the people of this sleepy little town (especially the older tourists) were glairing at me so fiercely. I stopped to look at my map to look for a bed for the night and pulled out my headphones. As I kicked the bike over and rode off down the street it immediately became clear to me why people were glairing. At some point in the last week or two I’d hit so many bumps I’d either cracked my exhaust or dislodged all the baffles because fuck me dead this bike was unbelievably loud, and being a two stoke it was offensively so. Every single face I saw looked at me like I was the anti Christ invading their pre planned cultural experience, usually I would have felt bad, but seeing as I had been riding for around 9 hours I gunned it down the road and eventually found a hostel. Luang Prabang was nice enough but after a while you just get sick of temples and Mekong sunsets.
I took a great trip to the waterfalls and got soaked by some kids as we motored past on the pick up. They were getting into Song Krang, the thai festival of water/new year, this would be my first taste of the carnage……
After the waterfall I arranged to meet with the two Dutch guys from the waterfall trip for dinner. On my way back to the room a couple stopped me and asked about my bike. As we were talking another girl came over and joined the conversation. We all arranged to come to the Indian restaurant and I told them I was thinking of selling it and they seemed pretty keen on the idea of a motorbike adventure. By this time I’d been on the road so long and I knew there was a slim chance of getting my bike across the boarder, the idea of running around a town I did not know trying to sell my bike didn’t really appeal to me. I was tied, worn out, alive and exhausted, I told them to meet me at the Indian restaurant and we would all have dinner. A strange think happened at dinner though as I sat with my dutch mates. Michael said how good it would feel to finally reach Chaing Mai and riding into town, as he said it I saw the three people coming to meet me, and I swear it was like seeing 3 executioners walking up to the block. I suddenly had the urge to run down the street. The thought of parting with my bike right now was horrifying. I was suddenly energized, all the fatigue of the last two weeks vanishing and I knew I had to ride as far as I possibly could otherwise I would always look back and regret it.
“Well, it looks like we’re going to buy your bike”
“Well thats just never going to happen”
They all took it pretty well after I explained the situation and 7 of us had dinner and hit the town for a really great night. Loas was coming to an end, and I running out of time. I had two days to make it to The Thai Laos boarder and be on time for my Gibbon Experience. The day was gorgeous but for various reasons I left town a little late. It was a great first 130kms, the roads were gold, the mountains were far and wide and I was making great progress. I saw the dutch guys in a mini van pass and wave madly at me, they were heading the same way as me. I caught them in the little town of Pak Mong which was my turn off and they were having lunch. There was 87kms of what looked like windy road and then turn north for another 127km to Luang Namtha. Perfectly do-able with the roads in as good condition as they had been. Strangely though, just before I reached the town I just said to myself, I’m going to crash today. Out of the blue, I tried not to dwell on this but it seemed so strange that I’d never said or thought that before. I turned left on my new route and just over the first rise I had to slam on the brakes and almost stop. There was a section of road which was just rocks…. And I don’t mean pebbles either, large jagged fucking rocks where the road has just disappeared, or no one ever put the tarmac on. The crazy thing was that there was road, but every 50-100 meters there was just a fucking rock pit!!!!
The next 87kms were the hardest fought of the whole trip. Not only could I not get up any kind of speed I quickly realized that I needed petrol and the villages on the map, were literally a road with shacks on either side, not that any one would be there to sell me petrol. (Especially not the guys walking around with AK-47’s hanging off their shoulders) It was burn the shit out of the mountains day and it seemed like every one was out for a piece of it!!!! 3kms into my very own “road of bones’ the sky went from pale blue to yellow, ember and then straight up blood red/orange. I was riding through the apocalypse of man and I was running out of petrol. It’s hard to describe what this was like but hell-esque would be a nice word. The sky was dark orange, every now and then a wave of heat would wash up the side of a mountain, constant smoke made your eyes sting and breathing painful.
My average speed had dropped down and every km was taking longer than the last. Time was getting on and I was in the middle of fucking no where. Petrol was becoming a serious issue and I was becoming worried that the rock pits were doing irrecoverable damage to my bike. On all of the downhills I had the engine off this time more for necessity than fun, I got some strange looks from the people as a coasted silently in and out of their towns with out a whisper. Amazingly my bike was silent when it rolled! On one such down hill I had an amazing encounter. I floated through a hard right and I was suddenly face to face with a man walking up the road, he was a westerner and with out thinking about it I just said ‘ hey man, hows it going’ “Not too bad brother” …….I rounded two more corners before I processed what just happened. I kicked into gear and the engine came back to life. I pulled a U-ey and headed straight back up to meet this guy, as i stopped he put down his walking stick and his backpack.
“Dude, your seriously walking!”
My favorite part of this trip has to be people, I’ve met so many and I love collecting and hearing their stories, but none were more interesting than Daniel. He’d been on the road for 15 months and when I asked where he was going, he answered ‘going home…’ He’d been living in London and working as a banker and one day he had a dream, he had to walk around the world. He woke up and started planning. So far he’d walked through china Vietnam and was heading south through laos. His calculations were that it would take him 6 years. So far he was always offered a place to stay or a good meal by strangers when they found out what he was doing, he had faith in human kindness and it never seemed to let him down (but he did have a tent just incase!) We sat by the side of the road, swapped tips and good spots that we’d both been and were both going in the eerie orange light of the fires. We talked and traded some snacks over a cigarette, not that I smoke, but seeing as I’d been breathing smoke for the last 2 ½ hours what more damage could I do! I could have sat there for hours, but as always with the people I meet, especially the most interesting ones it was short lived, we were both going different directions and we both had places to go. I wished him luck and safety and silently rolled back down the mountain.
The road finally cleared up as Daniel said it would a few kilometers later going through Muang Xai where I filled up 9 ½ litres of my 10 litre tank, from here there was 127km to get to my destination. I got through the town without stopping and was on the out skirts before long. It was 3pm on the dot and I had around 3 hours of light left. All I had to do was keep an average speed of 40kph. The quality of the roads were back to normal and this was possible and I almost let myself believe this….almost. Traffic jam. This is the first traffic jam I have seen in three months. Mainly because people just don’t stop….ever! They go around it, over it or through it, but now I was faced with a line of cars trucks and bikes. Naturally I pushed to the front with the other bikes but there was actually a barricade. It seems that they were literally making the road in front of us! I sat in the sun for 15 minutes while the tarmac spraying machine spat out its cancer lung onto the road. This was not going fast enough so it was time for action, I tried everything, I revved my engine, I stopped it, I stood up and sat down on the bike, I grunted, I yelled “COME’ON” Started the bike again and edged forward and got whistled at, I even tried to use my horn, but it was broken. There was nothing I could do, I’d pulled out all the stops and nothing! Finally they waved us through, but not before a massive god damn road fucking building fucking truck. Due to the fact that the road was still being made I was stuck behind a huge truck driving on what could only be a road covered in talcum powder….. I mean the cloud was so thick I couldn’t even see where the truck was, I tried slowing but it just hung in the air and then all the people behind me would be popping out any second to happily run me down. They only choice I had was to try and over take. This was a nightmare in white. There was no safe way to do this so I ate shit for many minutes and then finally found some straight flat which looked big enough to pass and went for it. Finally I could see, northern laos was really getting to me, but at least I could see in front of me….a…..massive….fucking ….traffic jam………AGAIN!!!
I rolled passed 100 meters of cars/vans/tour busses/pig trucks and all sorts, every one I passed I was becoming more and more agitated. I finally saw a westerner standing on a ditch on the other side of the road. I asked him what the hold up was…….nothing. He didn’t respond, I asked once more…..blank. HEY, I’M TALKING TO YOU!! WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE CARS SITTING AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS IN THEIR HANDS!!!!!
“Hey Nathan”
It was the dutch guys! I had caught them again. I dusted myself off and parked next to them. We were around 20 meters from the front and now I could see loads of tourists and locals alike stretching their legs and some looked like they’d been there for a while. Michael gave me the low down and I started to pace furiously. It was getting later, it was now 3:30 and my average speed was rising along with my blood pressure. Each time I paced back to the bike I kept slamming my hand down onto my ruck sack and a huge cloud of dust would shoot off it. I was also yelling a bit. It was something along the lines of…
NO………..NO……….NO NO NO NO NO…. GOD DAMN IT……………..NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG, I’M FUCKED, MICHEAL I’M SO FUCKED…………………(pacing, pacing) …..NO…….(hit bag)……..THIS IS BULLSHIT, I’M NOT RIDING THESE ROADS AT NIGHT…….COME ON……….NO
Then I asked the driver of Michaels mini van what the road was like, he looked at me and said….’it’s bad, very bad, stop like this many times’ This news wasn’t taken well. I’m not sure if it was lack of food, fatigue or just that it was getting late and by the looks of it the day was about to get even harder. The other tourists were looking at me with a mixture of shock and awe, I was leaving a trail of dust from my clothing and my erratic swearing and cursing was becoming more creative. Some huge trucks passed and nothing happened. People were saying one hour more. Fuck my life. I made the call at 3:55pm. It was too dangerous to ride, I was going to bribe a farmer to let me put my bike in the back of their truck and hopefully they were going the same way. As I was about to ask I realized I didn’t know the name of the town so I started back to my bike for the lonely planet. I was about 20 meters away when I heard it.
“OPEN…..GO, ROAD OPEN……FREE TO GO”
Time stopped for a split second. I jerked my head up to survey what I had to do. There was half a second of calm until the realization hit, and it hit like a gunshot to an Olympic race. From nothing to sudden chaos it was like a LeMans start for the whacky races. People were running from every direction, bags under arms, water flying out the bottles as they ran with the caps open, people screaming, diving into mini vans and busses. Locals, tourists, farmers, drivers already honking horns and revving engines waiting for the slow ones to run from the shade down the road. Who ever got out last was going to be stuck behind a shit load of the slowest traffic in all of Laos….. And by fuck it wasn’t going to be me. I burst into an avalanche of speed, I use the term avalanche because I wasn’t stopping for anything and if I had to I would literally run over people to get to the falcon. By the time I got to the bike my gloves were on and I’d pulled my scarf up for my makeshift mask. Helmet, Strap, Ignition, Kick, Clutch. My bike was facing the wrong way but I didn’t have time to push it back so I took a page from the Graham and Curtis guide to riding. The order was actually, Helmet, Strap, Ignition, Kick, Open throttle to maximum..….clutch. The back stepped out and i carved half a donut out of the dirt road. I was out of there in a blaze of dust, flying stones and glory and I had only one thing on my mind. Make it to the front of the pack. I tore passed the barricade and I was out of the gate but still back in the field. I refused to get stuck behind another dust spewing truck and while there was road I was getting past these 2 cars 3 motorbikes and two smaller trucks. I took the first car on corner one and a motorbike 30 meters on. The falcon was making the jump to light speed, round the next corner though I saw why they were holding us. When some one says the road is open I imagined something slightly different. It was indeed open but more to the heavy machinery still making the friggin’ thing. I was suddenly in a layer 5 inch thick of small grain gravel used as a base before the tarmac was sprayed on and almost out of control. Both tires were cutting straight through and it felt like riding in sand. I was drifting all over the place and to make it worse I was now on the wrong side of a massive earth mover coming towards me. I cut across further to the left and hit some compacted gravel and got my balance for a second before swerving off to miss the gravel compactor which had just driven over it. This was Madness! This construction was going on for another few hundred meters which I could see with people, equipment, trucks, ditches, tools and rock piles. Every one had to slow down. Almost everyone. I’d past everyone by now but in front of me where still one set of tracks and they were cutting a furious pace. Sliding in and out of his wake we made our way through the gauntlet and we were neck and neck as we hit the rise. I clawed up to his cab with my bike being lighter but the tires were thin and sinking but at the last second I felt my engine hit the high powerband and the millennium falcon once again as it always does delivered the mother fuckin’ goods!!
I was elated for a second, but then it was back to serious business. I’ve never been so charged for a ride in my life. It was nearly 4 which meant that I needed an average speed of 60kph to make it to Luang Namtha by dark and if the roads were like this riding at night was not even a thought let alone an option. Seeing as 60kph was my top speed this was going to be hard. The next few kms were mostly gravel and slowing down on an uphill + gravel meant that if my speed dropped it took forever to get back so instead of this I just didn’t slow down. I took the corners Motorcross style with one leg out and the back sliding in and out of traction. I thundered through small towns along the way and finally there was road! I was still heading up ten minutes later and the corners were sharp and blind with the occasional work crew sitting behind some. I was going to push the bike harder than I ever asked or it was going to die by the side of the road, we were taking corners flat out and making incredible time. I’m still amazed how well the bike performed under such pressure, turn after turn, churring out the rev’s to get the speed back and careening ever higher. The bike was covered in dust apart from the top left side of the tank which was shiny and blue where for the course of the mountain climb (and the entire trip) I’d been petting it and keeping its spirits up. It was alive and kicking. Even I knew I was going too fast I had an solid mind set, very little was going through it except what was directly infront of me. As always, but I find it hard to recall much of this point in the trip, I was completely and utterly focused on riding as fast as I possibly could. As I was coming around a corner I pushed too far and the front wheel let go throwing the bike down with me under it. It happened so fast I didn’t even really comprehend it. The bike had landed on my right ankle and dragged me along the road, luckily it was up hill and the corner was sharp so my speed wasn’t what it could have been. Before I knew what I was doing I’d hauled the bike up and was trying to kick it over, it wouldn’t start so I ran it down the hill jumped on and roll started it. This worked and I pulled it round and opened it up. All I could think of was to keep going, and keep going fast, as I rounded the next corner a huge truck was barrelling down the other way. I guess it doesn’t pay to dwell because if I’d stopped to take a picture or piss around on the corner where I’d crashed it would have certainly crushed the bike, and maybe me. I was finally at the top of the mountain in another 3 or 4 minutes. I knew I was bleeding a lot from my right arm and my right ankle was becoming more painful by the second. To boot the front wheel felt like I’d bent the bolt because I could feel a serious vibration in the bars. It was time to assess the damage.
I pulled over and check myself while sitting on the bike. My ankle was possibly broken but I’d imagine it would be more likely sprained badly I tied the boot up tight and went through my bag to find some disinfectant cream for my arm. This was quite hard as it turns out it wasn’t the front axel shaking but it was me. Uncontrollably so, I could barley get the cap off. I applied the disinfectant liberally as I didn’t have any bandages, it looked a mess, but I was still determined not to lose. I wasn’t going to let this stop me, the bike was ok except the rear brake pedal was bent up in a weird way making it not quiet as accessible as I would have liked but otherwise the bike was solid. I said something lame like ‘fuck you laos, let’s fucking do this’ revved the engine and promptly dropped the bike almost crushing my other ankle…..well shit. It was time to swallow my pride and take a breath. Picking up the bike was very painful with my ankle but I stopped the shaking so much. I set out to finish the day, my speed was still a lot higher than usual but I was reigning myself in and not letting anything to chance. I still had a long way to go. The quality of the road kept improving and the scenery was spectacular, I still can only remember tiny bits but it was stunning with the sun setting. With 37kms to go it was 5:40pm and the roads were glorious! Long, sweeping curves with the smoothest tarmac imaginable! At 6pm the sun was setting over rice paddies and I was rewarded by a truly beautiful post card sunset. I limped into town and went about getting some bandages and clean gauze for my arm and a room. I met the Dutch guys at a road side bar after tracking them down to their hostel. I had arrived a full 30 minutes in front of the fastest car from the traffic jam! We ate, we drank and I fell into bed like a building being demolished. And to think some one 24 hours before had offered to buy my bike off me…. To miss out on the hardest, most dangerous, exciting and rewarding day of the entire trip would have been a tragedy and I would have always regretted it.
I woke up in a fair amount of pain (to my ego as well, as I was very proud not to be one of those dick heads who’s covered in bandages from crashing a scooter in asia, usually a southern island in thailand, usually drunk) and headed south east out of town. Today was going to be much easier. I stayed on the same road and didn’t stop.
A somber reminder of the dangers of a seemingly safe road
I arrived at Huay Xai at lunch and checked into the Gibbon Experience. FINALLY! I’d made it! After pushing myself for the entire length of Loas. I got to the boarder. I was so tied but before I was able to crash out for the day I first needed to run up to the boarder and make sure I could get my bike across to Thailand. I thought it would be best to get this sorted now rather than as I’m trying to get across. I knew this could be tricky and not declaring the bike coming in I took a risk, a risk I soon found did not pay off…. After speaking to a customs agent and then his boss and telling them I just bought the bike two weeks ago they informed me that it was impossible to get the bike to Thailand. I tried everything, I asked to apply for a “government form for $50 USD” then I got more blatant, but they just would not have a bar of it. I couldn’t believe it, I was stumped and they were all leaving. I even ran after the boss driving home and stopped him. The bike could get back into Vietnam but not Thailand. If I went back to nam and then got a passport for the bike, then I could cross but otherwise it wasn’t going anywhere….. This was a very depressing afternoon. I had come so far but it looked like my trip on the millennium falcon was at an abrupt end. The boarder was on a river and you had to cross on a barge, I went through all the options in my head, I could just try and smuggle it, or pay someone to hide it in their truck or any number of crazy ideas. I had to admit to myself in the end that this wasn’t some pole across the road, this was Thailand and if I got caught playing dumb wasn’t an option. I took a ride for a while before heading back into town. This could be the last…
I typed up a sign and parked the bike outside a bar and proceeded to down my sorrows in a high concentration of Beer Lao. I reminisced for the afternoon and tried to go over the ride in my mind, what an adventure. As I returned to the bike the sign was gone and a lady who owned a little restaurant next door came over and was talking excitedly to me about it. She loved it and asked me how much I wanted it for. I told her $100 usd and she would find the money and meet me when I got back from the Gibbons. Back at the hotel I was lying in bed watching a movie when about 4 minutes from the end the power cut out. Typical. Suddenly all the shutters slammed against the window. From a completely still night it was like opening the window on the freeway! I thought it was a hurricane or something, I found my torch and ran outside to the reception. The whole family was there and me and two others went outside. It was insane, lightning and incredible winds but not a drop of rain yet. I was just out of the door way when a suddenly I received a sign from above……in the most literal sense possible. The large wooden sign above the entrance to the hotel had been blown off its hinges and crashed into my shoulder then dropped into my hands. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOSSSS! The owners turned around and looked at me taking a second, along with me to understand why I was suddenly holding their sign in my hands. The rain came down on us like a waterfall a second later and we took cover. My shoulder was throbbing. I couldn’t believe this another injury! In a way looking back I was lucky though, it would have broken a number of my toes if it hadn’t landed on my shoulder or my nose or cracked my skull so slamming into my shoulder was lucky……in a way, not as lucky as staying in bed but you know, sometimes you take what you can get.
We were off to the Gibbon Experience the next morning. We jumped in the back of the pick ups and picked up some locals along the way who had a massive chainsaw. We were either helping them out or we were all going to get killed. Turns out as soon as we hit the trail into the national park we were cutting through huge trees felled on the road by the crazy ass storm the night before. Awesome. Mean while I was knocking back some tremidols to try and get rid of some of the pain in my ankle before the impending hike. It seemed that the pain killers weren’t killing shit, but coupled with the beer I bought from the village at the start of the walk I was now ready to go. The hike was tourture, turns out sitting on a bike for 2 months did nothing for my cardio, but it was worth it! I met some awesome people and had loads of fun. The zip lining was out of control and for the last year since I saw a blog from someone in laos I’d been absolutely dying to get down along it. I’ll let the pictures and video speak for me. But I want to say how much fun it was, mainly because of the people, they were all great fun and we had some epic shit head tournaments and some funny mornings in the rain.
Two days later I was back on the boarder and ready to say goodbye to the millennium falcon. I’d been thinking about the idea since I got the bike and when the lady gave me one million kip I gave her the registration, and then the change. A million to be exact. She was pleased but not really as ecstatic as I hoped, but it was a lesson I guess, I gave it to her not wanting anything back so I shouldn’t have minded how she took it. The bike had been good to me, really good and i think she could have used it more than i could use a few hundred dollars. I owe Karma alot so a bike was a small price to pay. Saying this though she cooked me some food and gave me some beer. Fair trade I think!! But saying good bye to the falcon was pretty sad, I didn’t know then but I would be seeing it very soon. Half way through my pizza I heard someone tell me it was broken down……what!
I headed down the road and tried to kick it over. Nothing. Over 5000 kms and the second it leaves my side it breaks down. The poor thing felt abandoned but I had to catch a boat across the river so I did everything I could to fix it. The fuel filter was doing something funny and with in minutes I was covered in petrol and oil on the side of the street. It killed me but I just couldn’t fix it and suddenly so glad I didn’t take any money from the poor lady as I can’t think of anything worse! I said good bye, i had to be on that boat. I tried to tell myself that it was just a stupid, noisy, dangerous, cheap old motorcycle…. but who am I kidding. It felt like I was leaving a part of myself abandoned by the side of the road and it tore me up to limp away from it. I got one last picture and forced a smile..
Soon I was on the boat and headed for Thailand once more to complete the full circle. It was getting dark and I was had no idea how to get to Chang Rai but as fate would have it I got a super cheap ticket as I hitched a ride with 3 Canadian students studying in Bangkok who had also been on the Gibbon. I was getting on my first bus in 3 months and as we cruised down the highway on the ‘wrong’ side at 120kph I sat back and watched the world go by. I could barley move I was so tied and I’m not going to lie. Being driven was GREAT! We spent two days in Chang Rai with Trevor and the girls and I spent most of that time lying down. As soon as I was off the bike my body just let go and I just felt terrible like the last 2 months suddenly caught me and punched me in the face.
The festival of Song Khran was upon us and we were arming up. Me and trevor dropped some coin on the sickest water guns that we could find and made a vow, the find and decimate every man woman and child in the water war. It was on like mother fucking donkey kong. To calm our nerves we played some golf and then went bowling. I won at both. This war was going to rule!
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